think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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