I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You're a waste of cheezeits
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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