scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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