They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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