i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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