I'm going to jail i love you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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