Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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