i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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