; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
