Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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