On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
