She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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