he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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