Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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