Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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