Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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