Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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