The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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