She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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