One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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