I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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