4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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