your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
