Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My vagina just clenched in fear
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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