It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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