Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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