her vagine was all disorganized.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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