She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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