very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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