is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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