On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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