come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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