he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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