I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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