sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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