I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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