I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
her facebook's as public as her vagina
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
