He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
my poor anus
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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