The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize