Dual....:-)
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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