All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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