rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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