i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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