Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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