And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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