You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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