It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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