normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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