I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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