Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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