i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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