So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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