Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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